From the Associated Press:
Klum Says She Wants to Help Spears
Heidi Klum wants to help Britney Spears. The 34-year-old model says she’d be willing to open her home to Spears while the troubled pop singer puts her life back together.
‘She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months,’ said Klum, a mother of three who is married to the singer Seal and lives in Beverly Hills, Calif. ‘I would help set her straight.’ “
This is absurd. What credentials does Klum have? Is she a counselor? No. Is she a psychologist? No. She ain’t Dr. Drew
We’re touched, really. I’m dead-serious. It’s good to see one human show some shred of concern for another, especially after such a shitty week for us all. But, Heidi, you’ve got to be realistic here. I just doubt that the big brother, big-sister program you and Seal are running in your basement is going to help Britney.
Don’t stop believin’….
MC Spanky McGee
